Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts

6/24/2011

We All Need a Little NYC. Really.

Mention New York City and those who have been smile knowingly, and say,  " I love it!! and I am going back as soon as I can."
Some who have never been and are NYC virgins say, " Meh..don't need to go there! Too big, too busy, too expensive..why shoud I do that
when I still haven't been to Biggar, Saskatchewan?
and it's bigger than New York, yucka yucka."
Some who have never been and are NYC virgins too, say " I can't wait to go!! It's big city mecca, the big apple, the whateverwhereverwhenever!"
And everyone is absolutely right.
But...once you go, you know.
It's an ode to urban. A capitalist's dream. An anarchist's orgasm. Sensory overload. Everything you ever wanted...and nothing you can't find.
Be all. End all.
It is the definition of superlative.




There is no end to the litany of descriptors, to the age old icons,
to the visions, the views, the captions and the quotes.
It is simple chaos. 
And all things in between.
Incredibly brilliant architecture.
Breathtaking parks and monuments to greatness.
Endless opportunity and bottomless depravity.
Wit and witless. Charm and ignorance
It's the entire ball of yarn.
Constantly being unravelled and rerolled.
It is Everyman's City.
It is Gotham. It is Camelot.
It is all places betwixt and between.
It may be American on paper..but it's really a Country unto itself. 
The vast majority of visitors find it familiar, and happily, feel at home, once the country bumpkin urge to jay-walk is quelled.
New York is the American dream personified.
Greed capitalized. Culture refined. Cuisine defined.
It is the alpha and omega of western style.
It is empathy. Sympathy. Boredom. Indifference.
And especially Patience and Fortitude.
A lesson to be learned on every corner.
A must see - again and again, and once more with feeling!
This is the City your dreams and your nightmares created.
If you don't feel alive here, you're probably not.
It's New York.





New York is the end game.
If it won't work here, it won't work.
Weird. Wired. Wonderful.
An ode to hope and humanity.
Go!
You won't be alone.


Just do it. And do it. And do it again.


5/28/2010

Take My Picture and Make it Snappy!

I know. I KNOW!

It's not easy being beautiful, and please don't hate ME because I am.
I see you no-shells. You swirl around me, and make loud honking sounds, and get close to me, and then leave (!) your shiny shells and place yourselves in great danger of being hit by other shiny shells, just because you see ME.
You want to help ME cross the big, gray, dry stubbley river.
You know you like ME.
It's not easy being beautiful.

Does YOUR Mother love YOU?
Mine would likely snap my head off if she was still around!
But she's not. Uhn -uh. No siree. Left me lying in a gravel pit on the side of the gray stubbley river. She left me! So I pecked myself out, dusted myself off, and headed for the nearest swamp. There are likely still flecks of Mommy dearest on my wrinkly carpacious back. Thanks to YOU and your disposable  shiny shell things.


Bet you  didn't know that I am the OFFICIAL REPTILE of New York. Chosen because I am crusty, cranky, and on a scale of one to ten? I'm an eleven.
Bite you.
(That's what I'll do if you come too close.)
And you want to talk about claws? Hah! I nailed that one!
And political cartoons? Hah hah!!
ME! 1807. I was the first!



Betcha didn't know that  Ograbme is Embargo spelled backwards! And this little snippet is all about the Jeffersonian Embargo.
I'd bite anyone who tried to trade with  the British.

You love ME!
Now, make like a turtle. And make it snappy.