No, not me! I'm your common (but cute) garden variety Downy Woodpecker. You see me practically every time you come out onto the porch. You should get rid of the screen so can see me better...and the guy behind me. Knocking.
Yup. It's me. Pileated Woodpecker. PW for short. You can call me Woody.
Got any food in there? Hahahaha ha! Nope.